'Toughest Jobs' is a grind

"Deadliest Catch," "Ice Road Truckers," "Black Gold," "Ax Men": They're like snuff films in a way. On the dangerous jobs documented on these programs, grave tragedy is always just around the corner, and to watch these shows is, in a sense, to root for death. When nothing bad happens, the cloud of the macabre that gives these shows their tension gets lighter and lighter.

And thankfully, these shows consistently fall short: Nothing catastrophic happens, and so there is no real payoff other than watching big bruisers of men tackle almost comically difficult tasks and complete them, satisfying only enthusiasts of an efficient workplace.

All of the above shows are the brainchild of Thom Beers, who in the last three years has helped legitimize brawn culture on television. Unlike his spiritual peers in mixed martial arts (which has also become a ratings hit for Spike TV and, more recently, CBS), Beers believes in the heroism of the common man, making TV stars of people who work in the shadows and would probably rather be downing a beer at the local bar. It's proletariat chic.

Consider "America's Toughest Jobs," which has its premiere at 9 p.m. Monday on NBC, a Thom Beers tasting menu -- the vacation version of any of his other shows, "The Amazing Race" with the threat of injury.

Here, 13 competitors are worked to the bone in a series of tasks, the first two of which will be familiar to Beers junkies -- crabbing boats in the Bering Sea and long-haul trucking routes in Alaska. Each week, one player will be eliminated until the most versatile masochist remains.

But for all this show's pomp, it feels flimsy, as if these jobs might not be more taxing than participating in "Survivor" or tougher to manage than a stint on "Fear Factor."

Even though in crab fishing "the injury rate is nearly 100%" and "more than 80 souls have been lost in the Bering Sea since 1990," there is shockingly little suspense in this week's episode.

It doesn't help that the competitors aren't fame-hounds or adventure junkies. Rather, they are people motivated by profound inner sadness, seeking to shake the cobwebs from their lives. That this is the motivation is clear from the opening scene, in which host Josh Temple, who appears to have won a Joe Rogan smirk-alike contest, asks the camera, "What if you had a chance to change your life? Would you take it?"