We are so lucky in these difficult economic times to have sports teams in Los Angeles that aren't very good, and certainly not good enough to win championships.
I just returned from Dodger Stadium, and I'm happy to report that even though they have a manager who has won the World Series, the Dodgers are just as crummy as ever.
I wasn't paying that much attention after the Dodgers lost in extra innings to the Indians, but I believe the Hollywood Stars, a who's who celebrity group of nobodies, were also beating the Dodgers as part of a Saturday doubleheader.
That Camryn Manheim sure can hit, especially when Scott Proctor is pitching.
NOW AS you know, the Celtics are better than any team we have here, and they threw a parade for their heroes in Boston the other day and according to the Boston Herald, officials figure it will cost taxpayers more than $300,000.
They know this because they are always having parades in Boston for their championship teams -- six, in fact, in the last eight years.
The taxpayers were hit with a $366,000 bill when the Red Sox were given a parade, and that doesn't count the estimated $2 million spent on police overtime and security.
The Patriots have also been treated to a parade, and several of them, and so you can see we're so much better off without an NFL team, although I guess that means we could've still held on to the Raiders.
We do have the Sparks, and they won a title a few years back, but I happened to drive by City Hall the day they were honored, and it appeared only the homeless turned out. They did seem appreciative though.
As for the Kings, they are so good for the community, laughter the best medicine in these tough times.
WE KNOW now the Dodgers should have asked for a break in the playoff schedule and had a parade after Jose Lima won their only postseason game the last two decades.
Now you would think things would be looking up these days with Joe Torre as manager, the Parking Lot Attendant as owner and Ned Colletti in charge of hiring the talent. Hard to believe any other team in baseball could put three baseball minds like this together.
But for some odd reason, the Dodgers are six games below .500; a year ago at this time with the same owner and GM, but Grady Little as manager, the Dodgers were 10 games above .500.
Tell me it ain't so, Joe.
"In this division we can win five games in a row and rearrange the furniture," Torre said, and I don't know why it is, but the Titanic comes to mind.
