Calendar’s Calendar

First chances, last chances and what not to miss today

Los Angeles Philharmonic Christoph von Dohnányi conducts the orchestra in Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3, “Eroica,” and more. Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave., L.A. 8 p.m.; also 11 a.m. Friday; 8 p.m. Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday. $40 to $142. (323) 850-2000.

Diane Schuur The singer returns to jazz in her latest album, “Some Other Time.” Catalina Bar & Grill, 6725 Sunset Blvd., Hollywood. 8 and 10 p.m. through Saturday; also 7:30 p.m. Sunday. $20 to $35. (323) 466-2210.

Tina Dico When the Danish Dico sings, she renders the listener agog. Hotel Cafe, 1623 1/2 N. Cahuenga Blvd., Hollywood. 9 p.m. $12. (323) 461-2040.

Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985) David Weisman hosts a tribute to screenwriter Leonard Schrader. Bing Theater at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, 5905 Wilshire Blvd., L.A. 7:30 p.m. Free. (323) 857-6010.

An Evening With John Cleese The actor-comic will discuss and screen Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). UCSB Arts and Lectures, Campbell Hall, UC Santa Barbara, Mesa Road, Santa Barbara. 7:30 p.m. $10 to $20. (805) 893-3535.