May the farce be with you

CHICAGO — On Nov. 17, 1978, the "Star Wars" universe was rocked by a disturbance in the Force more calamitous than the destruction of Alderon, more catastrophic than the Clone Wars, and more devastating than the introduction of Jar Jar Binks. It was "The Star Wars Holiday Special" (or "TSWHS"), a two-hour prime-time special on CBS, in which two worlds collided: "Star Wars" and the traditional television variety show. If you have a bad feeling about this, you aren't alone.

"TSWHS" was broadcast only once, but that was enough to secure its place as both "Star Wars' " and television's guiltiest of pleasures. George Lucas (who declined to be interviewed for this story) has disavowed it. David Hofstede ranked it No. 1 in his book "What Were They Thinking: The 100 Dumbest Events in Television History." A seemingly mortified Harrison Ford, appearing last February on "Late Night With Conan O'Brien," tried to evade his host's questions about "TSWHS" by stating he had no recollection of it. Then, to freshen up the aging action star's memory, O'Brien played the clip in which Ford's Han Solo tells Chewbacca's clan, "You're like family to me."

Even "TSWHS" co-producer Gary Smith, whose more than 40-year Emmy-winning career includes some of television's most acclaimed variety specials, concedes "TSWHS" was not one (or two) of his finest hours. Never released on home video, "TSWHS" does survive on bootleg videocassettes and on the Internet. A special five-minute version posted on YouTube has received more than 580,400 hits.

The plot of "TSWHS" plays like a demented "SCTV" sketch: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Han Solo and Chewbacca are racing to Kashyyyk, Chewie's home planet, in time for them to be with Chewie's family for the annual Life Day celebration. Chewie's wife, Malla, his son, Lumpy, and his father, Itchy, anxiously await his arrival, while Imperial Stormtroopers, under direction from Darth Vader, exhibit very un-Life Day behavior, ransacking homes, imposing curfews and shutting down the cantina.

But here's where it gets weird. Mixed in with all the principals from the original "Star Wars" movie are Bea Arthur singing a Brechtian tune in the cantina; Diahann Carroll entrancing Lumpy as his virtual reality fantasy; and Harvey Korman cooking up an alien Julia Child impersonation.

This is what OMG looked like in 1978.