Manny's messing with the standings

Manny Ramirez holds up his glove before the game. "It's illegal," he says.

The glove is red, white and blue, so the obvious conclusion is the colors aren't within the rules.

"It's illegal," Ramirez explains, while always mocking his own shortcomings, "because it catches everything," and everyone in the clubhouse laughs.

It happens a lot around here now, music blasting, which is against the rules, dreadlocks flowing in the wind, and who rules the Dodgers these days?

"It starts late in the game," Manager Joe Torre says with a grin. "I'll hear, 'Joe, Joe,' from the end of the dugout and it's Manny looking for me to take him out, and I just point to left field.

"He's always messing with me. I asked him if he wanted to face the Arizona left-hander and he says, 'Why don't you put in one of your young players,' and I have to tell him, 'Don't tell me how to manage.' Then he sits next to Greg Maddux and tells him how he got me."

Recently the Dodgers have asked Ramirez to go out early and work on his throws from the outfield, Ramirez complying but with a twinkle.

"What is this?" he says. "You see what they've got me doing? My arm's gone because they got me working so much."

But then he makes a good play the other day, running into the dugout afterward to tell everyone, "Gold Glove, Gold Glove."

At times he refers to himself as Dave Roberts, other times as Juan Pierre, because he's running hard to first base all the time, jabbing himself publicly now for not always doing so.

Now maybe pitching makes the difference, as Torre likes to maintain, Lowe & Billingsley so much better than Haren & Webb and the Diamondbacks left for dead. But this is L.A., and the Dodgers finally have star power.

"No question, Manny took us to another level here," Torre says. "He just came from a world championship team with an attitude of let's have some fun, guys. And if you want to watch him prepare every day -- a lot of guys were surprised and so was I at the regiment he follows -- then fine.

"He's also a lot deeper than I thought. He has a feel for the game, more than just hitting. And he's very sensitive to other players' needs."

On Saturday he walked over to backup catcher Gary Bennett, the guy who can't throw the ball back to the pitcher like a big league player, and gave him a baseball handshake, which is an exchange of knuckles.