Please talk about: "Observe and Report"
You've seen the posters: Seth Rogen stars as an inept mall security guard in a film by Jody Hill, who's kept us all stocked with Danny McBride treats like "Foot Fist Way" and "Eastbound & Down" (renew it, HBO). So in the event you jumped the gun and watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," here's your chance to right that wrong. (Friday)
Of all the cop shows on TV, the only one I want to talk about is: "Southland"
TV writers are already hyping the new series from John Wells about a rookie cop, his no-nonsense training officer and the L.A. police unit to which they belong. Wells practically ensures that it will be meatier than your average case-of-the-week procedural. (Thursday)
CBS would like you young people to talk about: "Harper's Island"
It's 13 hours of "I Know What You Did Last Summer." At least one gruesome murder a week! Plenty of skin! Only catch? The killer better not be that creepy little girl who burns snails in the first episode. Seriously. (Thursday)