AUGUSTA, GA. — They will meet at the first tee this morning, shake hands and perhaps pretend to wish each other good luck.
Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson, together at last, side by side as they stroll down the fairways for the final round at Augusta National.
One problem: They are not in the final group. Or the second-to-last.
They will go off a full 60 minutes before co-leaders Angel Cabrera and Kenny Perry. That should tell you just how unlikely it is that either man will need to supply his jacket size to Masters officials.
Both are at four under par, seven shots behind Cabrera and Perry.
If the leaders "shoot two, three or four more under par, it almost puts it out of reach," Woods said.
Almost? How's that for the power of positive thinking?
Perry, vying to become golf's oldest major winner at 48 years and 8 months, shot 70 after leaving his birdie try on No. 18 about two feet short.
"I didn't have my stuff, for whatever reason," he said. "My irons weren't sharp, so I just tried to play smart golf and keep myself in position for [today].
"It felt like work today. The first two days felt like I was on vacation."
Woods' first two days felt like an IRS audit. Only less fun.
Steam shot from his ears after he bogeyed the 18th on back-to-back days. Picture Lou Piniella after a Cub walks the opposing pitcher. On four curveballs.
Woods quickly got in trouble with a double-bogey on the first hole, but after he drained three back-nine birdies and saved par with an eight-footer on 18, his mass of Masters followers saw something novel -- his teeth.
Woods actually smiled and cracked a joke during a post-round interview.
"Well, I didn't shoot 63 or 64 today," he said. "Actually, I did. I just played a few more holes."
When Woods finished his round, few realized he could be paired with Mickelson on Sunday.
So it was left to "Lefty" to offer a reaction.
"I think it would be fun," Mickelson said.
Then he switched over to bland: "It doesn't matter who I'm playing with. I have to shoot a low number, something in the mid-60s."
That might not be required of Jim Furyk, who's three off the lead after a sterling 68.
Or Chad Campbell, who's two back after he roller-coastered his way home Saturday.
Campbell double-bogeyed the par-three 16th after short-siding his tee shot into the right bunker.
"The only place on that hole you can't hit it," he said.
