Romania had it bad enough under communism without seeing one of its atmospheric old castles be location-molested for a moronic college comedy with topless vampires, a leather-clad vampire huntress and horny, pot-puffing American exchange students of indeterminate age.
For those of you who care about the purity of bargain-basement franchises, "Transylmania" is essentially the third in the yawning "Dorm Daze" series of pea-brained "Porky's"-style bacchanals. This one moves the getting-action action and many of the same dopey party animals to the birthplace of bloodsuckers for the kind of humorless adolescent twaddle that mostly sucks the life out of moviegoing.
