Last week, before he and the women acted out kissing scenes on the set of "General Hospital" -- an admittedly brilliant stroke of dating-show jealousy generation -- he stared into the camera and insisted, "I'm definitely ready to play doctor," with what he thought was irony but was actually genuine giddiness.
When squeezing the women for their emotional truths, Jason often slips and says something inappropriate. Last week, when Shannon, a genial stalker, finally broke down her facade and collapsed into a ball of tears, Jason struggled for the right tone: "Wow, you finally proved you're human, huh?" Even though this picked up on a theme she'd introduced, it was still a shockingly ill-conceived thing to say to someone at their most vulnerable, as if he were missing the gene for good sense.
To Jason's credit, though, he's learned to a tee the patronizing doublespeak of the dating show. Last week, he told Naomi, who is still on the show, "You're one person that I will always want the best for, whether it's with me, which it could be, or if it's not with me. I don't know why, but I do believe that we'll be in each other's lives for a long time, if not forever." In the real world, such a proclamation would invariably be met with a slap, but here it earns a kiss.
At least part of that has to do with the nature of reality show dating, but Jason is also given a great deal more latitude, it seems, because he's a father: Parenthood becomes a stand-in for purity of intent.
In the first episode this season, Ty was a heavy presence, almost to the point of discomfort, his use as a signifier at times outweighing his role as a child. Thankfully, he's largely been absent from the show since then, though he'll return in Monday's episode and will meet the final two women Jason will choose between. (Ty also met Deanna before she dumped Jason.)
"I really made sure my son was going to be OK," Jason told the Seattle Times last month. "I checked with the child therapist. I checked with the pediatrician." But while it's one thing to use your own child to your advantage, what about someone else's? In a concession to Jason's single-dad status, four single mothers were among this season's contestants. A couple of weeks ago, Jason took Stephanie, who lost her husband in a plane crash, and her daughter on an all-day date to the beach and to Legoland. "Where one family was broken, one could be made," Stephanie says.
But they're jarring, these scenes of instant family bonding, and potentially irresponsible. Put another way, here's Jason with the blunt-force observation, saying in voice-over, "No matter what happens, Stephanie will always have this, and that's just awesome." An online petition to make her the next bachelorette already has 75 signatures.
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