TNT's Kevin McHale, on a dunk by Orlando's Vince Carter, aka Half-Man, Half-Amazing:
"That dunk was three-quarters man and only a quarter amazing."
YEAH, HE'S STAYING
New Orleans' Chris Paul, tweeting after 12,479 saw the Hornets go 7-0 in a home win over the Clippers:
"Good win for us again 2nite...gr8 not to have to play the 4th...crowds have been good but can be A LOT better, plz N.O. come out 4 us...7-0!"
Boston's Kevin Garnett, on charges by Chicago's Joakim Noah that he's "ugly," "mean" and a dirty player:
"Everybody has an opinion and obviously, he had one. I'm not entertaining nor addressing nobodies."
I NEED (A LITTLE) HELP