By now we have had plenty of time to mourn Oprah Winfrey. Thanks to Winfrey's network, OWN, we have been sitting a yearlong shiva, watching the Christ-like Last Days through a show called "Oprah Behind the Scenes." We've also witnessed celebrity after celebrity make their pilgrim's progress to Chicago to tell Oprah how she's brightened the lives of millions. (Because if there's anyone who reflects the will of the people, it's Madonna.) And traditional newspapers are already going on about Oprah as if she's no longer alive. ("The Oprah Winfrey age comes to an end," the Daily Mail keened.)
What we haven't really had is a reality check: This woman isn't going anyplace -- at least, anyplace where a camera can't find her. She is barred from returning to a talk show until 2012, but that's exactly what she plans to do once January comes. "Oprah's Next Chapter" is expected to feature footage with the megastar roughly three times a week. No, that's not a daily dose of feel-good-yes-I-can-isms, but it's a schedule that leaves Oprah plenty of opportunities to remind us about what soap she prefers or how chummy she is with Jennifer Aniston.