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Late-night comics' jokes about Republican presidential candidates

Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel joke about Republican presidential candidates.

November 12, 2011

"I've been watching the Republican debates. I watched these eight clowns on the stage and at the end I wanted to raise my hand and say, 'I don't believe in evolution.'" — Bill Maher

"In Herman Cain's defense, there is very little in the pizza world that is not sexually suggestive." — Jon Stewart

"Mentioning executions is a surefire applause line for conservatives. It's like saying 'pot' to the audience of 'The Daily Show.'" — Stephen Colbert on Perry's execution record

"2. I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain." — From David Letterman's Top Ten List of Rick Perry Excuses for his debate gaffe

"If I were Mitt Romney, I wouldn't show up anymore. I would just go to Hawaii and wait it out until the election, drink some caffeine-free Diet Coke and watch Herman Cain and Rick Perry self-destruct." — Jimmy Kimmel

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