Robert Pattinson in a scene from "Cosmopolis," which he'll… (Catlin Cronenberg / eOne )
Finally, a fact about Robert Pattinson: The wronged half of Robsten will show his face in public next week at the latest — and on live TV, no less.
Personal drama aside, the show must go on, which means Pattinson will keep his promises to promote "Cosmopolis" before it opens in New York and L.A. on Aug. 17.
Among those promises? An appearance at the film's Aug. 13 premiere in Manhattan, Us Weekly reports, and a live TV chat on "Good Morning America" two days later. (Take that, "Today" show.)
TIMELINE: Kristen Stewart cheating scandal
Pattinson, a private person under even ordinary circumstances, has been pretty much invisible since the cheating scandal involving Kristen Stewart and her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director, Rupert Sanders, slammed like a bunker buster on top of a very loyal fandom July 24.
Sightings in London shortly thereafter turned out to be cases of mistaken identity, but over the weekend, Pattinson was allegedly spotted at the Deer Lodge in Ojai, either having a few brews and smokes with the boys, or partying his face off, depending on where you read about it.
Another story that varies depending on where you read about it? The notion that Stewart is holed up at "Welcome to the Rileys" producer Giovanni Agnelli's place, possibly sparking more Pattinson jealousy. According to Gossip Cop sources, it's simply not true.
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