John Mayer's haircut is making a philosopher out of everyone — or mostly media outlets trying to pin the trim to his breakup with Katy Perry.
We use "breakup" gently, as the two singers had only enjoyed a handful of public outings, dinner date nights and afternoon pool parties before their parting of ways was reported last week.
"She's really upset about it," wrote Us magazine, citing a source close to Perry. On Saturday, Mayer stepped out to support Mindy Kaling's new Fox comedy, "The Mindy Project," his shoulder-length brown hair chopped short.
"That’s one way to get someone out of your hair!" declared People magazine, drumming up the cliche that life events like a breakup inspire drastic changes to our looks. Or was Mayer simply tired of the 10-gallon hats and wanted a shorter 'do (pictured above)?