<p>Say what you want about Jerry Jones -- he's a great team owner, he meddles too much in the Dallas Cowboys coaches' business, he spent way too much on that palace of a stadium, he built one heck of an amazing stadium ... whatever you want.</p><p>Just don't say he's a good rapper. Please. I beg of you. Even if you're joking. We don't want to encourage more commercials like the Papa John's spot above.</p></div></div><div class="float" style="clear:both;height:1px;line-height:1px;"><img src="/images/pixel.gif" height="1" width="1" alt="" /></div><div id="mod-ctr-lt-in-top" class="mod-latarticlesadcpc mod-adcpc with-fourth-cpc"><script type="text/javascript"> var adSkipCounter = 0; </script> <script type="text/javascript"> //<![CDATA[ var loc = window.location.href + ""; var float = ""; google_hints = "hip-hop star jerry jones school hip-hop";google_ad_client="pub-0227802054925200"; google_ad_output="js"; google_ad_channel="5212128158,6138855783,8321278795,8261105409"; google_ad_type="text"; google_image_size="300x250"; google_safe="high"; google_feedback="on"; google_max_num_ads="2"; google_skip="" + adSkipCounter + ""; google_adtest="off"; google_page_url=document.URL; function google_ad_request_done(ads) { if (ads.length == 0) { return; } // If no ads are returned then dont build the ad block if (ads[0].bidtype == "CPC") { adSkipCounter += ads.length; } // Increment ad skip counter when cpc google_ad_request_done_internal(ads, "", "", "true", "medium_rectangle", "", "", "pgtp=article&pi=34&ci=33429507&cat=arts+%26+entertainment&pe_id=33429507&tv=ap-LA12-G02&rna=pub-0227802054925200&rn=g&rnrci=5212128158&rnrcn=CMI-A-002&rncci=6138855783&rnccn=CMI-A-009&rnpci=&rnpcn=&rntci=&rntcn=&rnlci=8261105409&rnlcn=8261105409&rnp=c&rt=cpc&paidClick=1&placement_id=ctr-lt-in-top", "", "", "", "", "", "ap-LA12-G02", "Los Angeles Times Articles"); } //]]></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="/google_ad_request.js.php"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script></div><div id="mod-a-body-after-first-para" class="mod-latarticlesarticletextwithadcpc mod-latarticlesarticletext mod-articletext"><p>The advertisement is a follow-up to what was apparently a successful Papa John's bit featuring Jones, or at least his likeness, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knyMRGVSsE4">break dancing</a>. But this hip-hop commercial is Jones all the way. After all, if they were going to fake it, you'd think they'd get someone with at least a little rhythm.</p><p>Obviously, the whole thing is done with tongue firmly planted in cheek. It shows that Jones has a sense of humor about himself -- and it actually is kind of funny. He even establishes a bit of street cred -- OK, that's going a little overboard, but he does use the word "yo" twice and employs some old school hip-hop poses.</p><p>And, unlike other people who had no business trying to rap but did so anyway, Jones doesn't embarrass himself by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYduJw5LyFM">attempting to rhyme</a> "soy latte" with "double shottie" (Madonna), rewriting "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyXtF86VVA"> hip-hop style</a> (the "Saved by the Bell" gang), <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0WELUxl7gc">rapping the alphabet</a> (Elmo) or convincing himself he's an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE">actual rapper</a> (Vanilla Ice).</p><p>But, still ... let's not encourage him.</p><p><strong>ALSO:</strong></p><p><a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-terrell-owens-20120827,0,4340466.story">Is Terrell Owens' </a>NFL<a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-terrell-owens-20120827,0,4340466.story"> career over? 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