When pictures of Prince Harry partying in the buff surfaced last week, the entire world — with the exception of Queen Elizabeth, we’re guessing — reacted with prurient glee. And no one, it seems, is more excited about catching a glimpse of Prince Harry’s jewels than departing “America’s Got Talent” judge Sharon Osbourne.
On “The Late Show” Monday, David Letterman asked Osbourne what she thought about the nudie photo scandal. “He’s stunning, he’s so stunning,” she said, gasping with excitement. Osbourne then launched into a story about the time she met Prince Harry at Buckingham Palace. She had to use the bathroom, which was in a faraway corner of the palace, and — as one does — she asked young Harry if he could hold her purse while she ran off to the loo.
His response? The prince, evidently possessing a wicked sense of humor and something of a potty mouth, told Osbourne to buzz off — though he used much saltier language than that.
Osbourne wasn’t offended. In fact, she was charmed by the prince’s “really, really good personality” — like, really, really charmed.
“How fabulous to be a prince, to be handsome, to have a big old [penis] and throw it all over the place,” she gushed. “I do not know whether the picture was enhanced, but it looked quite fabulous.”