Watch this beer commercial. Even if you hate beer. Even if you hate commercials. Just watch it.
Here's the setup: A bunch of dimwitted thieves end up trying to celebrate their ill-gotten gains at the worst possible place in town -- the local cop bar. A low-speed chase ensues, as no one wants to lose hold of their frosty Carlton Draught.
Along the way, the commercial pays sudsy homage to every hackneyed, action-movie chase sequence in the books.
Workers transporting a large pane of glass in the middle of the chase? Check. A slo-mo of the getaway racing up and over a steep hill? Got it. Cheesy music? Oh, yes.
My favorite part? The cops ducking for cover -- while still preserving their beers -- as the bad guys "bust" through a police barricade. There's even a positive message embedded in there: Don't drink and drive, no matter what.