If your name is John Kennedy or John Adams, Boston's Revere Hotel has a suite for you. Anyone with the name of a Massachusetts president or nominee (yes, Michael Dukakis counts) will receive a free night in the 24th-floor presidential suite and some extras such as a haircut from Mitt Romney's stylist.
The deal: I can't imagine there are a lot of Michael Dukakises around, so I'm guessing Kennedys and Adamses might win the suite. Women can play too if their name is Abigail Adams or another first lady from Massachusetts.
The "Red White and You" package includes a town car pickup, two tickets to the John F. Kennedy Presidential Museum & Library, chowder from Legal Sea Foods, cannoli and a haircut from Leon de Magistris of Leon & Co.
When: The free stay is good Sunday to Wednesday only.
Details: Guests who book the freebie must show a current ID that bears the presidential name. If not, you can pony up $4,400 for the package. Also, only one suite deal per name will be awarded, so the first Adams or Dukakis to make a reservation will be the victor.