Give him all of the bacon and eggs you have — Nick Offerman is back onstage. Best known for his mustachioed portrayal of the masculine ur-libertarian Ron Swanson on "Parks and Recreation," Offerman brings his standup tour — appropriately titled "American Ham" — to UCLA. It will surely rank at the top of his pyramid of greatness. Royce Hall, UCLA. 8 p.m. Sat. $25. aap.ucla.edu.