"Teen Mom" and "Teen Mom 2" star Farrah Abraham has sold her sex tape for a sum reportedly in the high six figures — or somewhere in the neighborhood of $14,000 a minute for the 70 minutes of naked nasty goodness.
Or badness, depending on your point of view.
"I’m happy to confirm that we have purchased it," Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch said in a statement Monday. "We went after this movie as vigorously as any sex tape we've ever pursued. We felt it was definitely worth it, not only because of Farrah's popularity, but because the footage itself is amazing. ...
"Farrah's looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian," he said, "and we all know how her story turned out."
Of course, Kardashian didn't have the reality show before the sex tape. And she didn't select an actual porn star, James Deen, as her costar in the Kimmy-and-Ray J. adventure.
The price-tag estimate comes courtesy of TMZ, which has a chatty relationship with Hirsch.
The less-than-demure title? "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom," something Abraham, now nearly 22, seems somewhat uncomfortable with in the (fully clothed, absolutely not erotic) video above.