Morrissey may be the man with a thorn in his side, but Jimmy Kimmel has a message for the tortured British singer: Come make your "dumb statements" on my show.
Morrissey — former frontman for 1980s rockers the Smiths — canceled an appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" this week because the guest list included the stars of "Duck Dynasty," who created a business making duck calls used by hunters. Morrissey, a longtime vegetarian and animal-rights activist, said he couldn't appear alongside people he considers "animal serial killers."
Kimmel responded on Tuesday's show by joking about Morrissey's penchant for depressing songs, then added a mock video featuring the "Duck Dynasty" cast advertising a device that calls carrots.
The famously cranky singer, whose hits include "The Boy With the Thorn in His Side" and "How Soon Is Now?," wasn't laughing. He released a statement Wednesday that accused "our smiling host" of belittling depression and gun ownership and then closed: "Tune in and relive the intellectual fog of the 1950s."