I wish I was Tom Brady.
Not because he has movie-star looks, a supermodel wife and three Super Bowl rings.
He has a moat.
That's right, a moat. How cool is that?
Oh, and it just happens to surround the new $20-million, 22,000-square-foot mansion Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen have built in Brentwood, which we peasants can actually view in the video below from the Detroit Free Press.
I'm not sure if the moat has alligators or piranhas swimming in it. Probably. The lavish property also includes a gigantic pool, so there's no need to splash around in the moat (as tempting as that might be).