Charlie Sheen didn't have anything good to say about disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong during his interview on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno on Wednesday. Of course, Sheen is an authority on the subject of bad behavior.
When Leno, himself not a fan of Armstrong, asked Sheen about the cancer survivor turned seven-time Tour de France champion, Sheen got right to the point.
"He's kind of a douche," Sheen quickly replied of Armstrong, who has been banned from competition for life and stripped of his championships for finally admitting what everyone had come to suspect -- that he used performance-enhancing drugs. "Wow, I didn't just say that, did I?"
Leno admitted to Sheen that "I agree with you 100%. Don't say you're sorry."
Sheen then told a story about meeting Armstrong, who brushed off the introduction, which didn't set well with Sheen.
"Go get a paper route, dude," Sheen said of Armstrong.
Sheen then turned to some self-deprecating humor, you know, just to lighten the mood.