If you found out you had a job interview in hell -- or were cast on "Hell's Kitchen" -- what's the first, second, and third thing you'd do?
Any donkey or doughnut knows the answer to that one!
You'd learn how to make seared scallops, then you'd learn how to make a proper risotto and then you'd master Beef Wellington, right? For extra credit, you'd probably learn how to make a rack of lamb.
That means you'd be a better competitor on Season 11 of "Hell's Kitchen" than the crew currently making their way through this culinary obstacle course.
Not even the military can help this sorry bunch.
But that's who chef Gordon Ramsay brought in to first frighten all the job applicants awake, and then teach them team-building skills. Apparently, the competitors weren't listening, because by the end of the second night's dinner service, every last one had been thrown out of "Hell's Kitchen" for, well, failing to act like a team.