The mountain is high, the valley is low, And you're confused on which way to go
So I've come here to give you a hand, And lead you into the promised land
So come on and take a free ride
Yeah, I realize I'm trying too hard here, but that's what happens when you go six months between baseball games. And I was having withdrawal symptoms from not having used an oldie as an easy lead into a post. It’s a personal weakness.