April 29, 1994 |
The last thing America needs--aside, of course, from People Who Dump Their Spouses to Marry Farm Animals, on the next "Geraldo!"--is another talk-show host. But that hasn't stopped the good folks at America's Talking, the new all-talk cable network, from conducting a nationwide search for the next Maury or Leeza. Because I possess what I feel is the most important qualification--I am completely devoid of any shame or self-respect--I figure I'm the man for the job.