Finis Henderson

Nick Edenetti, the Johnny Carson for severe insomniacs, was smoking. So was his first guest, journeyman actor Ben Frank. The exhaust fumes from their cigarettes blanketed their ruddy faces like a dense fog. "So," said Edenetti, the smoke trailing from his lips as he turned to face Frank, "what's it like working with Charlie Bronson?" "Oh, he's beautiful," said Frank, blowing an equally impressive cloud into the air.