Gabrielle Union

When a woman loftily declares to the men in her sisters' lives that women uplift culture while men only lift up lap dancers, it's hardly a friendly sign. In "Deliver Us From Eva," a shrewd and funny romantic comedy, the formidable title character behaves likes a man-hater.

"NIGHT STALKER," which premieres tonight on ABC, is the slightly retitled remake of the 1970s ABC series "Kolchak: The Night Stalker," featuring the great Darren McGavin as a crime reporter nosing about in the world of vampires and other weird beasties. McGavin has been digitally inserted into a scene in tonight's episode and, although there are a few decent spook-show thrills, nothing else here is as scary as that.

The NAACP Image Awards typically honor the best in African American film, television, music and literature. But nominations for the 2004 awards delivered a surprise diversity-tinged twist Wednesday by honoring two foreign films centered on non-black cultures and snubbing several popular black TV shows.

The Early Show Chef Katie Lee. (N) 7 a.m. KCBS Today Kelsey Grammer; Max Lucado. (N) 7 a.m. KNBC KTLA Morning News (N) 7 a.m. KTLA Good Morning America Faith roundtable. (N) 7 a.m. KABC Good Day L.A. (N) 7 a.m. KTTV Live With Regis and Kelly Guest co-host Carrie Ann Inaba; Donald Trump; Mario Lopez. (N) 9 a.m. KABC The View Catherine Zeta-Jones. 10 a.m. KABC The Doctors (N) 11 a.m. KCAL Rachael Ray Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Hey, kids! Remember Ralph Kramden? The cranky bus driver who was forever threatening to punch his wife, Alice, in the face? You know, Jackie Gleason! Audrey Meadows! OK, forget it. "The Honeymooners" stars Cedric the Entertainer as the aforementioned cranky bus driver, only now there's no threat of domestic violence save for forever threatening his wife's savings account with his get-rich-quick schemes.

CBS This Morning John Cusack. (N) 7 a.m. KCBS Today Zac Efron; Train performs; Taylor Schilling. (N) 7 a.m. KNBC Good Morning America The cast of "Avengers"; Cuba Gooding, Jr. (N) 7 a.m. KABC Rachael Ray Emeril Lagasse; Randy Jackson; Train performs. (N) 8 a.m. KCAL Live With Kelly Zac Efron; Ana Gasteyer; cohost Seth Meyers. (N) 9 a.m. KABC The View John Cusack; Rashida Jones. (N) 10 a.m. KABC The Talk Sean Hayes, Will Sasso and Chris Diamantopoulos. (N)

A roundup of entertainment headlines for Wednesday: Meredith Vieira signed off from "Today" for the final time. ( Today ) After three seasons, Laurence Fishburne has had enough "CSI. " ( Los Angeles Times ) Is Jennifer Love Hewitt really the worst actress of all time? The critics on Rotten Tomatoes seem to think so. ( Los Angeles Times ) Eminem has decided to take on Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber in his new single. Why not throw Jennifer Love Hewitt in there too?

New York loves Ryan Lochte. After 24 hours in the metropolis, the Olympic swimmer has managed a front-row seat at fashion week and a cameo on Tina Fey's "30 Rock. " Network NBC confirmed that Lochte will play with the cast of the Fey- and Alec Baldwin-led comedy while he's in town to cover the sartorial tents at Lincoln Center as an on-camera correspondent for E! News.  No word on what his role will be, but he'll shoot his cameo Thursday. Lochte can add this credit to the walk-on he shot for the CW's "90210" after his victory at the London Games.