CALIFORNIA | LOCAL
November 18, 1994
Rep. Bill Archer (R-Tex.) suggests placing children of the indigent in foster care (Nov. 11). Doesn't he realize that this would merely shift the taxpayer "burden" of caring for these children from one government agency to another? I suggest that he and his fellow Republicans take a serious look at "A Modest Proposal" satirically offered by Jonathan Swift in the 18th Century--leave the poor out in the cold to starve and sell their young children to the wealthy as a source of food.
March 9, 1987 |
As I noted here the other day, the famous journalist Ambrose Bierce, in his little book "Write It Right," urged against the use of the word bug : " Bug for beetle , or for anything. Do not use it." I observed that perhaps Bierce had never heard of the following charming verse: Little bugs have littler bugs Upon their backs to bite 'em, And littler bugs have littler bugs And on ad infinitum.
August 24, 1991 |
The story goes that any 18th-Century worshiper who snored during the sermon at St. Patrick's Cathedral here was in peril of waking to find Jonathan Swift looming above him in his pulpit. It's a legend worthy of the author of "Gulliver's Travels," and may well be true. The pulpit, mounted on wheels, is still in the cathedral. So is Swift. Swift is buried beneath the floor near the southwest porch, where everyone goes in and out, many of them drawn to Swift.
February 4, 1996 |
His tangled brown hair hanging past his shoulders and his clothes mussed and dirty, Ted Danson is hiding in an English stable. He has a crazed look in his eyes, no doubt put there by the eight strange years that his character, shipwrecked doctor Lemuel Gulliver, has spent in Lilliput, Brobdingnag, Laputa, and the land of the Houyhnhnms and Yahoos.
October 31, 2010 |
Fifty yards from the main set of "Gulliver's Travels," in which he plays the title role, Jack Black is sprawling on a chair outside his large trailer, having assumed a facial expression familiar to those who know his big-screen work. With his trademark manic stare and one eyebrow raised sky high, he looks both bewildered and amazed. But right now, Black isn't playing for laughs. He's trying to explain to a visitor the camera technology that allows him to play a hero who is a giant among tiny men and women.
December 30, 1990 |
Mexican kids stand on Sunset Boulevard in Beverly Hills beside sandwich boards advertising "STAR MAPS." They stare patiently toward private horizons as cars whiz past them. There are two futures in California. There is the glamorous, the famous, the gaudy telling of time in California as possibility. There is also a tragic way of telling the future in California as limitation.