CALIFORNIA | LOCAL
August 27, 1989
After reading Sheldon's article regarding his repugnance for the Gay Pride Festival to be held in Santa Ana, and his hatred for gays in general, I think I have a solution to the good reverend's problem. Actually, two solutions. The first would be to hold a Traditional Family Values Pride Festival the next weekend. That way, all the supporters of Sheldon's thinking could join hands in celebrating the heterosexual life style. They could have "traditional" kissing booth, anti-gay leaflet handouts and a "holier-than-thou contest," where people can take turns standing on soapboxes explaining how traditionally perfect they are compared to anyone else.