ENTERTAINMENT
April 6, 1986
My dog, Sparky, and I feel compelled to praise Hilburn's long-overdue article about Yoko Ono. Nothing quite perks us up first thing in the morning like a Calendar monopolized by his unending ode to a fabulously wealthy, yet ever-so-troubled, quasi-musical artiste. Sparky particularly related to Yoko's problems with concert attendance, as lately he has had trouble filling the Forum for the performance of his incredible flip-the-potato-chip-into-his-mouth trick. He was so moved, in fact, that he showered upon the Calendar the highest symbol of his respect and affection.
NATIONAL
May 18, 2009 | Times Wire Reports
A British couple traveled nearly 4,000 miles, from London to Michigan, to adopt a kitten they found on a pet adoption website. Rose and Chris Rasmussen arrived in Harrison last week to adopt Sparky from the Clare County Animal Shelter. They said they wanted the adventure of traveling to the U.S. instead of shipping the cat, who has spent six months in quarantine in preparation for his return with the couple. Clare County Animal Control Director Dave Gendregske says Sparky is worth the trip because of his "dynamic personality."
ENTERTAINMENT
October 4, 2012 | By Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times Film Critic
Tim Burton, cinematic champion of weirdos, outsiders and overlooked geniuses, has long been stitching together broken psyches. Over the years he's taken detours for big-budget reprises such as "Alice in Wonderland," "Sweeney Todd" and "Planet of the Apes," some a better fit than others. In contrast, "Frankenweenie," his new animated riff on horror classics about a boy with a scientific bent resurrecting his pet dog, feels very much a return to form. Actually it's more like the filmmaker has come home, kicked up his feet and done exactly as he wants in this love letter to the original "Frankenstein" - cue thunder and lightning.
SPORTS
February 19, 1995 | Mike Downey
Good morning. You don't know me. My name is Johnny Scab, professional baseball player for hire. I have no scruples. I have no conscience. I have no respect. I have my bat and my mitt, that's it. Friday, Feb. 17: I report for duty to my new team. The equipment manager issues me jersey No. 99. I don't mind. Makes me feel like Gretzky. A coach in the clubhouse yells over: "Why not give him one with a dollar sign on it?" He sounds angry about something. I just laugh.
SPORTS
July 11, 1987
They're all into weightlifting now, but Bobby Mitchell can remember when the off-season in pro football was just what the name implied. "Truthfully, I can't remember doing anything," said Mitchell, assistant general manager of the Washington Redskins. Mitchell, who played under Paul Brown at Cleveland and Vince Lombardi at Washington, said: "We just did some running, push-ups and calisthenics in training camp. I know that Jim Brown never lifted a weight in his life.
SPORTS
April 24, 1988 | STEVE ELLING, Times Staff Writer
It may not be nice to fool with Mother Nature, but as San Fernando baseball Coach Steve Marden discovered, it is even worse to mess with the Los Angeles County Fire Department. In his younger, more reckless days at San Fernando, Marden rarely conceded defeat when confronted with a rain-saturated field. His methods for making it playable, however, were rarely routine. "If I thought it was an important, critical game," he said, "I'd really see if we could get it in."