February 23, 1986 |
If your children would never dream of sticking bubble gum on the cat, then it's probably OK to let them read this. But if it hasn't yet occurred to them how much fun it might be to dump flour, rice, sugar, coffee and salt onto your clean floor then mush it all together, better wait. This is full of great ideas. These seven hilarious stories are about all those messy, naughty, horrifying things children seem to do innately.
June 27, 2009 |
It isn't easy being a teen, especially if you're Karl Shoemaker, the expletive-spewing protagonist at the center of John Barnes' "Tales of the Madman Underground." By Page 5 of this darkly comic coming-of-age novel for young adults, Shoemaker has sworn as many times, disparaging the numerous cats that his hippie mom has let defile their house and his own frustrated attempts to deal with a living situation from which he desperately wants to escape.
August 4, 2012 |
NEW ORLEANS - Los Angeles bar designer Ricki Kline stands on New Orleans' Bourbon Street at 3 a.m. holding a Sazerac in a plastic to-go cup while bartenders from across the country shout greetings, shake hands and swig from unlabeled bottles of boutique booze they barrel-aged themselves. It's the spillover from Tales of the Cocktail, the world's largest annual gathering of bartenders and liquor professionals, with more than 21,000 attendees eager to soak up trade secrets of the craft cocktail movement that has spread from New York and Los Angeles to unexpected towns in America's heartland and beyond.
August 25, 2009 |
Thirty-five years ago this summer, a 21-year-old Aussie named Rocky Perone made his professional baseball debut. Except he wasn't 21. He wasn't Australian. And he wasn't Rocky Perone. He was Rich Pohle, who grew up in Maine but so convincingly forged a phony identity that the San Diego Padres signed him to a contract even though he actually was 36 and, when not in character, spoke with a thick New England accent. Pohle (pronounced POH-lee) made it through only one minor league game in Idaho before he was found out, but the infielder's tale of determination and deception endured after he wrote a first-person account of it for Sports Illustrated in 1979.
May 23, 2010 |
Darwin's Bastards Astounding Tales From Tomorrow Selected and edited by Zsuzsi Gartner Douglas & McIntyre: 456 pp., $21.95 Reading Zsuzsi Gartner's introduction to "Darwin's Bastards: Astounding Tales From Tomorrow," you might get the idea that the future's gotten old. It's been a while, after all, since Y2K turned out to be a bust, and even longer since William Gibson invented cyberspace. Given Gartner's tone of 1990s-style millennial anxiety — her concerns include "[g]
March 27, 2014 |
The middling "Locker 13" is a "Twilight Zone"-like anthology of quasi-chilling stories mostly unified by an unlucky little storage closet and the theme of choices and consequences. Featuring five short yarns, each spun out by its own writer and director, the film takes a decidedly old-fashioned approach to situation and character. The result is an alternately creaky and intriguing ride, one of earnest ambition and dashed potential. More consistent is the array of knowing performances, led by the dependable Jon Gries ("Napoleon Dynamite")
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August 4, 2010 |
Myth-maker? Or myth-breaker? He's a little of both, tour guide Stephen Schochet acknowledges. Passing by Pink's Hot Dogs on La Brea Avenue, he is likely to mention that the 71-year-old stand is a frequent celebrity hangout. But he'll say no one enjoys the place more than legendary director Orson Welles did. Welles once "went there, ordered 18 chili dogs and ended up in the hospital," Schochet says. "The doctor advised him that if he ever again bought dinner for four, make sure there were three other people around."
September 7, 1986
I'd like to thank KTLA for airing "Tales From the Darkside." It is one of my favorite shows to watch each weekend. S. Toscano, Baldwin Park